Being interview on the radio today, not for my evil deeds but for being a scooper

That's right! My wife and I are off to the radio station today to be interviewed about our pooper scooper business. I hope to sneak in some evil deeds!

All I wanted was for someone to pass me the rock!

I put this ad on craigslist trying to get a trade.... and yet other than someone asking if I was a woman and hot (so they could work a trade for a ball) I got nothing!

Here's the deal. There is a basketball court near my house and I think I would like to get out and play some hoops. Because of laziness I am unwilling to pay any money for a ball so that when I only use it once (I'm hoping to play more than that of course) I don't feel bad that the ball sits in the garage. Don't get me wrong if it does go to the garage of sorrow it won't be lonely, there's a tone of stuff in there to keep it company, Halloween props, dust, some old carpet pieces, whips, chains, you know the usual . However if I do get to playing again, it will have a happy place to live... as long as the ball doesn't suck and make me suck in return.

But I digress... I would like a nice enough ball that keeps air and hasn't been handed down for years and years. (I don't want my new ball to know that there may have been someone better than me before the ball came to live with me. Then it would try and leave or make me suck... nothing good can come from that) So won't you please help me? I'm not asking for a free ball, but just am unwilling to lay down some green on one so lets make a deal and trade for one. What do you want? I'm going to guess that trading some time watching tv on the couch with me drinking beer is out so, what do you have in mind?

Come on coach I have hoop dreams!

Being Evil costs have gone up. That's why I started the next new endeavor

The newest way of making supplemental income has come in the form of my new business.

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Ok the hot sauce thing only made 1 person tremble in fear

unfortunately that was me, as I was switching out all the packets, I got some in my eye. It burned...bad! Then I had to man up and get going but then I stubbed my toe and started crying.... but only for like 20 minutes. I'm good now after some down time.

Tomorrow I take on the bush pooper.

Diabolic plan #2399 is in effect... You have been warned!

Just a short update. Pretty much just for my fans and loyal subjects, I mean there aren't that many of you out there... well enough for me to write you I guess... anyways you get the idea... um if you don't get the idea then email me at evilinsideofme@gmail.com then I'll put you straight. If you do already get it then read on.

I plan to change all the sauce packets at taco bell to a hotter sauce than what the outside packaging says. Thus, panic will ensue with peoples mouths burning. Mass confusion over the level of hotness they thought they were putting on and what they actually got will start riots in the streets. From that point I will be able to start diabolic plan #882, terror of which the world has never seen!!!Although these packets look like they are hot... the sauce inside has actually been replaced by FIRE sauce! It has begun...

After many months I have come out of hiding

For those of you who know, I have been in hiding because a mysterious (and bothersome) crime fighter has made it their mission to ruin all my plans for world domination. After the attempt on my life that failed I thought I had dealt with the problem. I however did not know of the new "stuperhero" that was working his lame moves my way. He has settled in Reno and has been working with local law enforcement to try and stop my every move. After careful consideration and research I feel that I am ready to continue with my plans... Nothing can stop me now!!!!

I also did some research to find if this new guy was registered with the World Superhero Registry, but he is not. He is lame and has something to do with carrots. He keeps yelling something about boc? Either way he will not stop me! If any of my followers comes across him please let me know, also keep track of the rest of the bothersome bunch here http://worldsuperheroregistry.com I was able to find a picture of him... what a vile looking boy!

I have also sent my grievance to the counsel about this nuisance not following the proper channels in declaring me his new arch enemy. Since he wears a bandoleer of carrots I can only assume that he has super vision... or he throws them. Either way he has stopped me with brute force... I must find his weakness... maybe sugar?

The henchman you sent to kill me failed, so sorry!

He is currently tied up in the back of Scooper1 and will remain there until I get the required information. Your plot to assassinate me and take over my region has failed, I will be coming for you soon. I have attained that his name is Pier' and he is well versed in the are of "bead tossing." Although I am not sure what that pertains to I will foil your next attempt with some "bead tossing" of my own.

Whoever though it would be funny needs to stop!

Diabolical plan #1863 was not a success like previously stated. Somehow someone learned of my plans and decided it would be funny to replace the wonderflonium with frozen pet waste. After taking the contents out and placing them in my freeze ray much to my disgust, the freeze ray did not start working but smoking. Now my entire layer smells of burnt plastic wires, and crap.

I will have my revenge!

On a side note applications are coming in but the candidates as of so far have not impressed me. Remember, evilinsideofme@gmail.com is the only place to apply, please stop trying to break into my layer for an interview, that is all.

Again, I will have my revenge!

Ummm

Diabolic plan #1863 was "technically" a success...

The short end of it is I was able to breach the facility in Kansas. I did find a case that should have been holding the wonderflonium that I was after. I was able to make my escape without being spotted... well I was seen a few times, but not captured. Once I have deduced what type of materials were in the case I will update you all. Unfortunitly I do not believe that the precious wonderflonium was in the case.

Grooming an Evil mascot takes time... not thievery!

I have for six years now been grooming Pugzilla to be a mascot to evil, but I have been betrayed by genetics. He recently had to have his eye removed because of glaucoma which got the attention of Pilates Pirate. PP has now taken an interest in recruiting Pugzilla because of his now pirate pug status and his name begins with a P. I have been planning Pugzilla's path and just because he could be known as PPP I plan on filing a grievance with the league. Until PP is dealt with I am putting Pugzilla on lockdown.

Diabolic plan #1863 has commenced

I was able to plant the Subconscinabler last month at the house of an unknowing accomplice. After having the replace the batteries twice I was finally able to get it synced to his brainwaves and the plan has begun. I have convinced my new rube to have me come along on a road trip to Kansas. Which as you all know that is where they keep all the wonderflonium supplies (thanks to Dr. Horrible and the events leading to the death of Captin Hammers Girlfriend.) So in order to get my own Freeze Ray working I needed to take a trip there unnoticed. This opportunity has presented itself and although it is a bit early I am on my way to steal the Wonderflonium with my unknowing accomplice. We will be using his vehicle so I will not have to drive Scooper1 which as you all know an evil vehicles tend to stand out. I will not be able to update this plan in action as I will need to keep everything on the DL. Once I have the Wonderflonium I will be able to launch diabolic plans 143, 16, 1992, and 971. Stay tuned.

Also I will be holding interviews in Colorado at 2:47am for those of you who have emailed thus far.

Now accepting applications from the Henchman's union

I have realized that to accomplish Diabolic plans number 326, 851, 4268, and 4 I will need a henchman to complete some small tasks.
Requirements are as follows:
You must have a bad sense of smell (as too many have backed out once I have unleashed one of my secret tools)
Your disposablity level must rate a 7.2 or higher
You must have driving experience with evil vehicles
You must have the ability to fling poo like a spider monkey - or equivalent to a mental patient
Your henchman hours must meet or exceed 18.8 units
Those with experience with small rakes and dustpans will be considered first

Send correspondence through the union or email your application to EvilInsideOfMe@gmail.com

The Scooper VS Dr. Horrible's acceptance into the Evil League of Evil

I have a problem and now I can no longer keep my plans surreptitious. Dr. Horrible has ruined my plans of joining the Evil League of Evil covertly. By outright blogging of his plans to join the League, and succeeding, it has made it near impossible for anyone else trying to join to not have a blog or some sort of public forum for Bad Horse and the others to keep track of evil doings. Although I have in the past posted some of my different diabolical plans I had not planned to reveal the true master plan. It just feels like I am pandering to Bad Horse but if that's what it takes, so it must be.Dr. Horrible (for those of you red tribal people in the amazon) has been trying for years to get into the Evil League of Evil. He had always been thwarted by Captain Hammer (corporate Tool.) He had his Evil sing along blog online at drhorrible.com but has recently taken it down and posted it on iTunes. The Evil League of Evil wanted to bring in supplemental income with one of their "legitimate" businesses. I don't blame them, as I have watched it over and over again to learn what I need to do to be accepted into the League. Let me be clear that I will not do a "sing along" type of evil format, but I will start accepting emails and posting more of my plans.

So let this (and the numerous applications I have sent in) be my official notice to the Evil League of Evil,
Bad Horse,
Snake Bite,
Fury Leika,
Dead Bowie,
Tie-Die,
Fake Thomas Jefferson,
Professor Normal,
and of course Dr. Horrible,
I "The Scooper" will join the Evil League of Evil and nothing can stop me! Let the games begin.

Super Mario Galaxy continues to rule me

I received Super Mario galaxy for the Wii last year at Christmas and had played it a total of 5 minutes until about a week ago. It's not that I didn't like the game I just got busy and hadn't really played to many one player games as the Wii is very fun with more people.

That is until last week or so when I decided to put the game on notice that I was coming for it. Had I known the level of involvement I may not have made such a bold challenge but alas here I am. The game is very addictive and I can see why it is one of the top 10 games of all time for the Wii. I have been running up and down and all around as this game is not just played on a flat playing field but on small planets that you run around or asteroids that you jump from one to another. It has come to the point that on Melanie's birthday I asked her if she wanted to watch me play... how 80's of me!

There are plenty of more updates and by far more interesting but at the moment this consumes me.