I have realized that to accomplish Diabolic plans number 326, 851, 4268, and 4 I will need a henchman to complete some small tasks.
Requirements are as follows:
You must have a bad sense of smell (as too many have backed out once I have unleashed one of my secret tools)
Your disposablity level must rate a 7.2 or higher
You must have driving experience with evil vehicles
You must have the ability to fling poo like a spider monkey - or equivalent to a mental patient
Your henchman hours must meet or exceed 18.8 units
Those with experience with small rakes and dustpans will be considered first
Send correspondence through the union or email your application to EvilInsideOfMe@gmail.com
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